Something like this:

It’s the year 2069, given the “all clear” you emerge from your subterranean bunker to find a post-apocalyptic landscape of infrastructure that has been reclaimed by the jungle. Your hares have an A to A hash trail that will have you believing you’ve stepped straight into the post-apocalyptic remnants of a lost society.

There will be Turkey and Eagle trail options – neither of which are even remotely strollerable. As far as keiki and dogs: Turkey trail should be doable for shiggy-tested kiddos and doggos, though there are a few sections where you will likely have to assist both. The hares DO NOT recommend Eagle trail for keiki/doggos.

You should bring everything you’ve ever been told to bring to trail (and likely forgot) – headlamp, solid gloves, shiggy socks, long pants, long sleeves, bug spray (like 2 cans), a dry bag/Ziploc, a floatie, sturdy shoes, more bug spray, a change of clothes/shoes, a spare liver, and your sense of humor. There will be lots of virgin & sometimes spicy shiggy and you WILL get wet (maybe even in the good way). There will be a beer check, shot check, and a “water turned to wine check”, because – Easter.

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