My Son...

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My Son...

The Sons of Luminaire recruitment quiz. If you answer the questions truthfully you might get an accurate idea of whether you'll be suitable for the corp. If you take the piss and pick all the joke answers you probably won't get an accurate idea, but you might have a good time regardless. If you score 10/10, come talk to us.

How do you feel about the following flags?
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0 points

This one would be the obvious choice when joining a Gallente faction warfare corp...

... or this one, which looks like you could put your cock in it, sort of?

How would you like to spend most of your time in-game?
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1 point

PVPing in low-sec.

Blowing things up in low-sec.

Griefing Caldari Militia in low-sec.

Doing things which are not in low-sec.

How do you feel about PVP?
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1 point

PVP makes me want to cry.

I hate it, and prefer doing absolutely anything else.

I only PVP if there's 500 other people and some 12 year old bloc FC screaming at me.

Just the thought of PVP gives me a steely erection that cannot be sated by traditional means.

How's your killboard looking?
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1 point

Under 500 total kills - bit wet behind the ears, guv'nor.

Under 1200 total kills - getting there, guv'nor.

Over 1200 total kills - I can't get the bloodstains out.

Over 2500 total kills - I have unresolved issues.

... and how many skillo pointo?
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1 point

I can barely use civilian modules.

5m +. Gimme a Caracal, baby.

30m +. All the boys come to my yard.

50m +. I've spent too much time on this game.

How do you feel about solo?
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1 point

I can't even do my shoelaces solo.

Does it count as solo if my alt is on grid in a Pilgrim?

I like it, but I also like other people, so fleets are always my preference.

I live to solo. I hate other people and plan school shootings in my spare time.

What timezone do you primarily play in?
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1 point

European

Eastern US

East Micronesian

Gaijin

What makes you a good corp member?
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1 point

I'm always up to play World of Warcraft with the lads.

Хуй зна́ет?

I want to blow some shit up with likeminded people.

I'm social, I love PVP, and I'm only marginally annoying.

What's the most important thing?
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1 point

Finding new and exotic thrills on Pornhub.

Maximising ISK gained per hour, or some boring shit like that.

Catching the pod and scooping the corpse, no matter the cost.

Only leaving grid when your guns have 99.9% heat damage or you've ran out of ammo.

What's your activity like?
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1 point

Pretty shockingly bad, honestly.

I log in two or three times per week for a few hours.

I'm single, so I log in most nights of the week.

I'm subhuman and haven't seen daylight since 1993.

Where are you on the EVE Iceberg?
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1 point

Norm - I like craft ale, football, and females don't shun me. I barely have any concept of combat outside of Level 1 missions.

Filthy Casual - some of the above, but I do sometimes find myself pressing the directional scanner hotkey on my work computer.

That Weird Guy - I play enough EVE that I sometimes lie to my friends and coworkers about what I do on the weekend.

Jaded Outcast - I haven't had a shave for a couple of weeks. Actually, I've not been outdoors for a while, either. Why do neckbeards seem cool all of a sudden?

Degenerate - I keep the curtains closed and the door locked. My closest friend is a Tamagotchi.

Irredeemable - I am lost to humanity and almost certainly going to hell.

Ascended - In addition to the above, I fly Alliance Tournament ships and do not give a fuck.

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