Hello and welcome to this Highly Scientific™ survey, brought to you by the arguably enjoyable podcast
Superduperstitious!
As a show that likes to examine the spooky and the strange from a scientific perspective, we thought it might be fun to do a little experiment for a future episode. We want to test the real-life effectiveness of curses. But we need your help! We need test subjects. So fill out this survey and do us proud!
By filling out this brief survey, you're agreeing to the following:
- You are voluntarily taking part in a stupid little experiment for our dumb science show
- You will be randomly placed into one or more curse groups or a placebo group, meaning that Wyatt and Jake will perform either a curse or a placebo ritual with you as the target
- The answers that you provide are honest and represent a good-faith attempt at doing some serious science (for fun)
- All of your information will remain completely anonymous and will be used exclusively for this experiment (we're only even collecting emails so that we can send you the all-important followup survey)
- In a few months' time, you'll fill out an identical survey (maybe two times, but definitely at least once) so that we can perform a before and after comparison – without this, we can't actually calculate results
- Superduperstitious is not liable if the curses actually do bad stuff to you
