Well, since you took the time out of your scrolling to click the link on an obvious April Fools joke, and the you took the time to read (well, more like skim, am I right?) an entire product page, then click on a mysterious link, you might as well get something.
Put your email address below and we'll dig around in the couch cushions for something to send you. Full disclosure, this offer is only good for the first 10 signups. Go on, you might as well put your email in. No one ever makes it this far so your chances of being on of the first 10 is pretty good.
And don't worry, this isn't going to put you on one of those annoying email lists.
