Well hello there time traveler! My name is Alex Adler and it appears you have landed in my office hours in 1901 as I am establishing the ever reverent University of California Rally Committee. Please feel free to stay if you would like, have a cup of tea, and ask any burning questions you may have. I am open to connecting to you to some amazing resources on campus or answering the personal spicy mysteries you have about life in general. Keep in mind that all questions will be posted publicly, but your identity will remain anonymous. I ask that you be patient with an old chap like me and I look forward to responding to your queries soon!