We accept both original satire and humor submissions for publication - specifically, we're looking for pieces no longer than 750 words.
Examples of different formats we accept include (but are not limited to) the following:
Fake News
MLB Replaces Uniform Pants with Banana Hammocks
Super Bowl LVIII to be Played During Intermission of Taylor Swift Concert
Lists
13 New Year's Sports Resolutions for 2024
10 Totally Sick Skating Skills to Show Me, a Woman Just Simply Existing at an Ice Rink
Letters
A Letter of Appreciation to Our Fans
An Open Letter to Chicago Blackhawks Fans from CEO Danny Wirtz
Quizzes
QUIZ: Kentucky Derby Winner or Celebrity Baby Name?
Quiz: Are you at your child’s basketball game or stranded in a snowstorm?
WE CAN PAY CONTRIBUTORS!
Thanks to our awesome fan base and little merch shop, we are now fully funded for 2024. Submit for more details.
Note - payment is for long form submissions ONLY, we are not currently paying for Short Sports submissions.
