Andrew Gold's Anonymous Secret Form
This is to be published in my book about the science of secrets - even if you accidentally reveal yourself, I will ensure you are NOT identifiable! Feel free to skip any questions you don't want to answer. If you enjoy thinking about this kinda thing, check out my podcast On the Edge with Andrew Gold.
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What is your gender?
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Are you:
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Would you say you are keeping a secret right now?
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Do you sometimes feel you have to hide your political opinions?
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Do you ever talk to yourself out loud when no one is around?
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Have you been unfaithful to your current partner without their knowing?
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Do you fantasise about cheating?
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Do you have sexual fantasies by which you think most people would be shocked?
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Do you engage in baby talk with a partner (past or present), or other behaviour that'd shock your friends if they knew?
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Do you burp or fart loudly in front of your partner (past or present)?
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Do you have ugly habits when alone that you'd rather nobody knew about?
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If so, what are these habits?
Do you pick your nose when nobody is around?
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Would you say your nose picking is:
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I masturbate
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I have sex with my partner on average
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Do you have an STI/STD?
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Have you had an abortion?
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Do you ever knowingly post things online you don't really care about or believe in because it makes you look good?
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Do you find yourself feeling jealous - rather than happy - when a friend is successful?
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Do you often feel that you don't get as upset as you'd like or expect to about the misfortune of others?
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Do you like/love one of your children more than the other?
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If you said no to my first question about whether you're keeping a secret...would you like to change that response?
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What strange or unexpected secret or confession would you like to get off your chest and share for my book? It can be silly and ridiculous, or deep and sinister. If you'd rather tell me who you are, then get in touch through Instagram or Twitter. (You might not want me knowing all the preceding stuff about nose-picking and sex stuff about you, so it'd be a separate communication avenue!)
Have you kept secrets from this secret survey?
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If so, why?
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