Glastonbury Ticket Eligibility Checker

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Weeding out the Strongbow Wankers (SW) from the Genuine Festival Goers (GFG).

How old are you? *

Pre-teen

A really cool age

Other:

How many Glastonburys have you been to? *

None. When is this festival again? How much will an Uber be?

I've been to one or two, I left early though because my phone battery ran out.

A decent amount. Screw Strongbow, I drink the real stuff from the Cider Bus. And I LIKE it.

Listen, I go to a lot, alright. I'd add it to my email signature but that's just showing off.

Other:

How many devices will you use on ticket day? *

Just 1 - my nan's desktop computer she got in 1997.

I have a few friends trying with me, so a few - if we don't get tickets we'll probably try in the resale.

I have four laptops, each running a VPN and auto-refresh set with a 10% variance in refresh time. In addition, I have one of each of the 18 iPhone models, several iPads, we also set up our own data center with 52 different wifi connections and a team of specialists also trying for us. If that fails, we'll just go to Coachella. WiSh Us LuCk!

Other:

If successful, what does your Glasto itinerary include? Select all that apply. *

Watching pop on the main stages.

Not taking drugs

Sitting in my campsite in wellies

Drinking warm Strongbow

Partying until 6am

Other:

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What do you think of when you hear the words "Shangri-La"? *

Isn't that a hotel at the top of the Shard?

Silly, it's a place at Glastonbury.

Other:

Is your name Jennifer? *

yes

I plead the fifth

Explain what you will be doing at 5am on Glasto Saturday. *

Anything else you'd like to add to support your application? This does not guarantee you acceptance as a GFG. *

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