Groan Men Fighting

Viewers around the world watched the championship wrestling match (which was definitely not fake), as Willie Pinmee took on Dr. DeKay.

Pinmee made a fist. “ Brace yourself, Doc, I’m gonna drill you.”

“You wish,” DeKay said. “I’m winning the crown, you get the plaque.”

Pinmee chuckled. “They’re only saying you’ll win because you can’t handle the tooth.”

Watching the match from a distant planet, Zorg said, “Cancel the attack. With those puns, there’s no intelligent life there.”

“Too bad,” Trax replied. “I was looking forward to the cavity searches.”

Zorg cringed. “I’d zap you but I don’t wanna hurt your fillings.”




Prompt: Pun Wars