Guess who this issue's featured teacher is! Here are the five clues:

1. They lift weights five times a week.
2. They love to relax on beaches in Hawaii.
3. They love to teach Lord of the Flies for its lessons on human nature.
4. They graduated from CSU Northridge.
5. They have a stash of chocolate in their room at all times.

If you are the first to guess correctly, you'll be mentioned in the next issue!