Need a kick start in the mornings?

Here’s something to use for your beverage of choice. Note the orange colouring! Guaranteed to wake you up, even if the contents of the mug doesn’t.

’How can I get my hands on this amazing piece of K’Barthan blingery!’ I hear you ask.

Or possibly not.

But I’m going to tell you anyway.

All you have to do is answer the easy question and fill in your email. I will enter the email addresses into an online randomiser and whoever gets picked out of the hat, wins. If it's illegal to do that where you live, please don't fill in this form.

What will I do with your email address? Apart from contacting everyone to let them know the result and the winner for the address to which to send their mug, nothing. If you're already a member of my Readers' Group, you'll still be in it, if you aren't, you won't.