Palatinate's Agony Aunt Submission Form
Hello darling Reader!
Palatinate has introduced its brand new Agony Aunt column which I, Violet, have the honour of curating. Your friendly, resident do-gooder is waiting eagerly to solve all your pesky problems, insistent issues and quarrelsome quandaries!
Just fill out the anonymous questionnaire below and your worries might be solved (and immortalised) in Palatinate's next Print Edition.
Much love, Aunty Violet xox
*Legal disclaimer: any advice provided by Ms Violet is advisory only. Palatinate can not take responsibility for any subsequent actions that may result in personal injury or intellectual distress*