Online dating is just like a job application but for codependency
Are you someone who just wants to be in a loving, serious relationship without having to date or leave your house?

Cool, me too! So fill out this form to win your very own first date with Nick Farr. Then make your own.

(Credit for this idea goes to @annabroges, you should apply to date her too: https://twitter.com/annabroges/status/1143199158544805890)
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Are you actually searching for a romantic partner? *
Airport I generally live/work closest to *
Which tagline should I steal for online dating applications?
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I was driven to do this because
I was born during the last Presidency held by a Democrat for only one term. This means...
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Gender Reveal Parties
I already have the party planning binder for mine done
Offend me on such a deep level I wish 11 were an option.
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My ideal first date involves
Most Hipster thing said in my Mexican friends chat this week
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Romantic plane theft:
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A customer wishes to invest $97,000 in the XYZ Growth Fund, which offers only Class A shares. If the fund has a breakpoint sales charge discount at the $100,000 investment level, the course of action least appropriate for an agent is to: *
What is something you always "swipe right" on? *
I want my relationship to look most like:
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I just want to skip dating altogether and get to the point where we...
If selected, I would like our first date to be in:
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What's your e-mail address? *
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