RF-167, The Comintern Ministry Establishment Bill of 1987
This bill establishes that the following administrative bodies
will be created, arranged, or reorganized to add to the capability of
the international Comintern bureaucracy:
The first five Ministries listed are organizations which already exist
under the Comintern bureaucratic structure, and would undergo no or
minimal bureaucratic changes except for interfacing with other, new
elements.
-Ministry of Health: Already extant. The Ministry of
Health is responsible for the physical, medical, and mental health of
the people of the world, from cancer to the common cold. It has already
put in astonishing work and is set to do even more going forward.
There are no formal changes proposed to the Ministry of Health; it is included on this list for completion purposes.
-Ministry of Socialist Sciences: Effectively a ministry
and already extant, the Bureau of Socialist Sciences is currently
subordinate to the Ministry of Education but is large enough and rapidly
becoming different enough to warrant being its own full ministry. This
proposal would do so, splitting MoSS off from Education into its own
top-level organization. MoSS and MoE would remain closely connected and
share particular jurisdictions, such as research universities. MoSS is
responsible for scientific research, direction, and development, in
everything from military technology to antigravity to genetics, both in
operating and overseeing the Comintern’s own laboratory network and in
coordinating output and operations between member nations.
-Ministry of Education: Already extant. The Ministry of
Education is responsible for setting educational standards and
guidelines across the planet and ensuring that the Comintern’s
interconnected nature can produce equality of access, use, and outcome
of education for everyone on the planet.
Apart from the aforementioned splitting-off of MoSS, this proposal would
make no substantial changes to the Ministry of Education; it is
included on this list for completion purposes.
-Ministry of the Environment: Fully known as the
Ministry of Environmental Protection, Conservation, and Restoration;
formerly the Bureau of the same name. Already extant; responsible for
restoring the planetary environment from the ravages of nuclear war and
ensuring that future human development interacts with the ecosystem in a
manageable and, hopefully, sustainable way.
Apart from increasing its size and importance to Ministry-level, there
are no formal changes proposed to the Ministry of the Environment; it is
included on this list for completion purposes.
-Ministry of Space Affairs: Already extant. MOSA is in
charge of all operations in outer space and on planets not currently
organized into Comintern member polities, such as the outpost on Mars
and the planned one on Venus. When and how MOSA’s operations break off
from MOSA and become their own thing is going to have to be handled
case-by-case. Most likely, once a sizable population is present on Mars,
this entire system will require revision to account for having a second
entire planetary system (Luna being so close-in to Earth’s orbit by
modern spacecraft to be able to effectively participate in Earthbound
systems).
There are no formal changes proposed to the Ministry of Space Affairs; it is included on this list for completion purposes.
More substantially, we propose significant changes to the existing Cybersyn program,
which has become essential to the function of the Comintern and has
gained additional elements of scope and control as a result of the rise
of the Internetwork. We also propose a new Ministry and Bureau to encompass our many existing infrastructure projects.
-Ministry of Archives and Information: Technically
extant. While currently part of the highly successful Comintern Cybersyn
economic management system, Cybersyn has picked up a vast amount of
information management and data processing capacities as the
Internetwork and its role in Comintern society have grown and evolved in
complexity and scale. This should be split off into its own department,
to be named the Ministry of Archives and Information, also known as
MinArch or MAI. MAI is to be responsible for information management and
standards across the Comintern. It is in charge of archiving,
record-keeping, source preservation, and generally maintaining the
collective memory of the socialist world, with contribution and two-way
oversight from countless academic institutions and groups across the
planet. It would be a major contributor to the activities of every other
Ministry as a result.
MAI is also the top-level organization in charge of the Comintern's
intelligence-gathering and information security organizations, including
SPECTRE, FESTER, and DOROTHY. The intel oversight organization MISTIC
is technically within MAI's realm, but answers directly to the Comintern
Congress and acts as an oversight organ for MAI as well.
This change was supposed to have occurred alongside last year’s
Information and Signals Intelligence Oversight Act, and unfortunately
got bumped to 1987 due to the already-busy 1986 slate. Hopefully this
will end any confusion produced by that bill.
-Ministry of Production and Resources, “Cybersyn”:
Currently extant. Developed by the Chileans in the 1970s, the Cybersyn
program has evolved to become an indispensable part of the Comintern’s
global economic engine. While commonly still known as Cybersyn, MoPaR
makes the economic engine roar that makes the better future possible.
MoPaR is responsible for coordinating international industrial
production, shipping, and logistics, ensuring a hundred thousand
different cooperatives and agencies interface effectively and
efficiently, and setting goods standards on everything from hammers to
headphones to motor trucks.
The only real changes to Cybersyn in this proposal are splitting off
elements of information management and Internetwork control that it has
picked up into their own Ministry, and formally designating it as a
Comintern Ministry for the sake of the paperwork. Beyond that, Cybersyn
is doing great work and we have no complaints.
-Ministry of Infrastructure: This organization effectively
exists already, in that we have created dozens of oversight and
operating committees for a wide variety of industrial, transportation,
and construction projects, and they have been talking to each other to
not get in each others' way. This will formalize a Ministry of
Infrastructure to take these groups from a room full of people all
talking at once to a proper council committee meeting. MinInf will be
responsible for coordinating and overseeing essential the construction
and maintenance of planetary infrastructure such as the COMRAIL network,
the COMPORT program, the Panama and Suez Canals, and the international
telecommunications network, along with major individual construction
projects such as stadiums.
Direct operational oversight of COMRAIL, COMPORT, the Panama and
Suez Canals, and other transportation elements will be handled by the
Bureau of Transportation, a new sub-unit to be installed underneath Infrastructure.
Finally, this proposal calls for the creation of three entirely new
ministries, for the purpose of setting standards and coordinating
actions to ensure a truly socialist standard of living for all citizens
under the Comintern alliance. We have been referring to these as “the
Triangle”, for they cover the three key points of a comfortable life –
sustenance, shelter, and satisfaction.
-Ministry of Agriculture and Food: The Ministry of
Agriculture and Food is to be responsible for ensuring that no human
being under a Comintern flag goes hungry or thirsty ever again. This
includes coordinating food production, farm management, shipping and
logistics, along with setting health and consumption standards for food
production (farms etc.), distribution (supermarkets etc.), and
restaurants, working with MoCaL on recipes and culinary culture, and
everything else that ensures no shortages of food, effectively taking
over continuity efforts from the food aid side of the Socialist Aid
Program. MinAg will also feature a major subordinate organization, the
Bureau of Water Management, which has the same job but with regards to
fresh water instead, including the thorny, ancient job of managing water
rights.
-Ministry of Housing: Fully titled the Ministry of
Housing, Civil Engineering, and Urban Planning, and the second point of
the Triangle, the Ministry of Housing is responsible for ensuring that
no person who lives under a Comintern flag will ever be without shelter.
This includes directly designing and setting standards for housing,
along with working with member nations’ respective government agencies
to ensure they are put into practice, but it also includes working with
Cybersyn and MinInf to provide coordinated global resources to help
towns, cities, and polities improve the design of their streets,
neighborhoods, and districts to give their citizens a better life.
MinHous will take over continuity efforts of the housing side of the
Socialist Aid Program.
-Ministry of Culture and Leisure: A wrapper for several
extant international projects such as the Socialist World Exhibition
and the third point of the Triangle, MoCaL is responsible for ensuring
that life is more than survival. MoCaL ensures funding, protection, and
promotion of all elements of culture in the Comintern states, from
classical realms like painting, sculpture, dance and theater, to modern
sports (via the Committee for Sports and Athletics, ComSporAth), pop
music, and arcade games. MoCaL is also responsible for ensuring that
every person who lives under a Comintern flag has ready and equal access
to leisure and luxuries in life, including world tourism, resorts, and
even the fair distribution of parks and playgrounds.