Multi-temporal Anxiety Tracker
WARNING: This experimental art survey is intended for mature audiences only. TW: Excerpts of text used in the following survey fictionally examine philosophical and cultural applications of sex, sexual desire, and consent in sexual relationships often with a misogynistic slant. Some profanity. This content may be disturbing for some audiences.

INSTRUCTIONS:
Please advance through this experimental art survey as many times as needed.

BACKGROUND:
This experimental art survey is based on the following:
*the Generalized Anxiety Disorder 7-item scale,
*carving and erasure text of "Brief Interviews with Hideous Men" by David Foster Wallace, and a
*prayer to Saint Agatha for faithfulness during difficult times

DISCLAIMER: This survey should be used for experimental art and entertainment purposes only. It is not intended to diagnose or treat anything.
How are you feeling overall today? *
Please select the most compatible answer
Come a long way baby my ass
I don't believe that today's feminists are being consciously insincere in all their talk about autonomy
What is making you feel this way today? *
How are you feeling overall from before? *
Please select the most logical response
Though deep down I suppose I do have to agree that women are historically ill-equipped for taking genuine responsibility for themselves
They do make great moms
What is making you feel this way from before? *
Please respond with a spectacular sense of responsibility
What time? *
Time
:
How are you feeling overall after a while? *
Please select the closest intolerable burden
Which explains why the bigger the so-called feminist, the more she'll hang on you and follow you around after you sleep with her
What I disagree with is the "so-called"
A double bind (Hover or long-press to view text)
That she's expected to be both sexually liberated and autonomous and assertive, and yet at the same time she's still conscious of the old respectable-girl-versus-slut dichotomy, and knows that some girls still let themselves be used sexually out of a basic lack of self-respect, and she still recoils at the idea of ever being seen in this kind of pathetic roundheel sort of woman
What is making you feel this way? *
Please select the most liberated choice (responsible to both modernity and to history)
When? *
Psychologically speaking
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Over the course of the day, have you been bothered by any of the following: *
Feeling nervous, anxious, or on edge? *
Please select the autonomous answer
What we're talking about here is single adult preprimipara females, their genetic-slash-historical capacity for autonomy, for as it were self-responsibility, in their dealings with males
I mean, how many cave-paintings of female hunters do you ever see?
Not being able to stop or control worrying? *
Please select the most conscious intentional human response
In other words, they're not responsible for being responsible
Which, no offense, but logic's not exactly a woman's strong suit
Worrying too much about different things? *
Please respond in the Foucaultvian sense
The only way not to get lost in the code is to approach the whole issue logically
No doesn't mean yes, but it doesn't mean no, either
Trouble relaxing? *
Please choose the most natural answer
What is she really saying?
Although if the whole sexual situation is illogical, it hardly makes sense to blame today's woman for being weak on logic or for giving off a constant barrage of paradoxical signals
A paradox (Hover or long-press to view text)
The more these logically incompatible responsibilities are forced on today's females, the stronger their unconscious desire for an overwhelmingly powerful, passionate male who can render the whole double bind irrelevant by so totally overwhelming them with passion that they can allow themselves to believe they couldn't help it, that the sex wasn't a matter of conscious choice that they can be held responsible for, that ultimately if anyone was responsible, it was the male
What time is it when you wish you were? *
Please suffer joyfully every temporal loss
Time
:
Being so restless that it is hard to sit still? *
Please choose your answer slowly, more thoughtfully than before
Yet let's not forget that overlayed atop this is the new feminish-slash-postfeminist expectation that women are sexual agents, too, just as men are
My position is that most of the time you can figure out what they want, I mean almost logically deduce it, if you're willing to make the effort to understand them and to understand the impossible situation they're in
Becoming easily annoyed or irritable? *
Please choose your response as if the whole sexual situation is illogical
That it's OK to be sexual, that it's OK to whistle at a man's ass and be aggressive and go after what you want
The girl you respect and take home to meet Mom versus the girl you just fuck
Feeling afraid as if something awful might happen? *
Please answer for your present-self in one of many possible future timelines
Like take your classic Madonna-versus-whore contradiction
And I do agree that you can't necessarily go just by what they say they want
Feeling fearful of the future? *
Please answer for your future-self without considering modernity itself as a historical phenomenon
What does today's woman want?
Or put another way, what do today's women think they want versus what do they really deep down want?
Feeling fearful of today? *
Please choose the most liminal answer
you suffered yourself to be reviled and buffeted
You can easily see what horseshit it is as long as you remember to start by recognizing the impossible double bind we already discussed
Feeling fearful of the very moment? *
Please answer for your momentary-self
to be tortured by rack, fire, and sword in a most painful manner
I can bring home the bacon mm MM mm fry it up in a pan mm MM mm MM
Do but don't (Hover or long-press to view text)
This, of course, is because today's postfeminist era is also today's postmodern era, in which supposedly everybody now knows everything about what's really going on underneath all the semiotic code and cultural conventions, and everybody supposedly knows what paradigms everybody is operating out of, and so we're all as individuals held to be far more responsible for our sexuality, since everything we do is now unprecedentedly conscious and informed
Feeling afraid something awful already happened? *
Please answer for your present-self, but in historical context
The point being that women today are now expected to be responsible both to modernity and to history
Historically, we should probably note that once the quote-unquote weak female has mated and bred, she shows an often spectacular sense of responsibility where her offspring are concerned
Anything else you want to note? *
Anything else? *
Anything? *
What
would
the
world
be
without
women
Natural
selection
favored
the ones
who went
out
and got
mates
Mars and Venus (Hover or long-press to view text)
Right, exactly, and she knows that as a woman she's naturally programmed to be more highminded and long-term about sex and to be thinking more in relationship terms than just fucking terms, so if she just immediately breaks down and fucks you she's on some level still getting taken advantage of, she thinks
If you noted anything, how difficult have these problems made it for you? (Hover or long-press to view text)
You have 12 new messages.
In abject mercilessness, now unprecedentedly conscious and informed, please choose one. *
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