Dad Joke Mafia - D1 Best Joke

I was shopping around today and ordered a chicken and an egg, because with these supply chain delays, who knows which'll get here first.

When I die, I want to be cremated. It's my last chance to have a smokin' hot body.

Okay now we're cooking. I'd like to add one more funny bone joke to the pot but they might become laughing stock

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

I tried to bait him into posting sloppysteaks.gif but he didn't bite. I guess I'm just an amateur baiter, I need to work harder if I want to become a master