Today's prompt is yet another two-fer!
1. Write a parody headline (news or editorial by god) for God's Substack:
https://thegodpod.substack.com/ - the best headlines use as few words as possible.
A sample Headline:
God Demands America Call Itself One Nation Under Somebody Else
OR
Here are 3 examples of what an engagement prompt looks like:
1. A hobby that is an instant red flag
2. The first major news story you remember as a kid
3. A conspiracy theory you completely believe is true
Submit as many times as you like for multiple chances to win!
To nail the "voice of God," take a look at his facebook and substack links (above), and keep in mind his audience is primarily liberal atheists. Madcap works great, especially if it's in the form of a cartoonish (hyperbolic) smite (it has to be pretty tame). God is hesitant to be too mean-spirited.
God's character archetypes: Bumbling authority, Trickster, Grown-up child, Sadsack, and a little Neurotic.
Have fun!