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What Quadrant are you in? (generally speaking)
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AuthRight
AuthLeft
LibRight
LibLeft
Centrist
Do you believe the compass is an accurate representation of political attitudes (i.e. do the axes make sense)?
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Yes
No
More or less
Do you think the common perceptions of the different quadrants are correct?
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Yes
No
More or less
How old are you?
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Choose
10-15
16-20
21-25
26-30
31-35
36-40
41-45
46-50
51-55
56-60
60+
Where are you from?
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Your answer
How do you feel about grilling?
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I never knew my father
1
2
3
4
5
Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
What tool is a better fit than the typical 'political compass'? Why did you answer how you did in questions 2 and 3?
Your answer
The Federal Government should be abolished
Yes
No
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Rate how much you agree with the following statements (1-5) [graph indicates how many people chose each option -- i.e. 5 bars for each statement]
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2
3
4
5
“Taxation is Theft”
“ True Communism has never been tried“
“If you look at the statistics, despite accounting for 13 percent of the population blacks commit 52 percent of violent crimes”
“Both sides are just as bad.”
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2
3
4
5
“Taxation is Theft”
“ True Communism has never been tried“
“If you look at the statistics, despite accounting for 13 percent of the population blacks commit 52 percent of violent crimes”
“Both sides are just as bad.”
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Who should be President/Should there be President?
Your answer
I have
XX chromosomes
XY chromosomes
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What Quadrant is your best Ally?
AuthRight
AuthLeft
LibRight
LibLeft
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Purple or Yellow?
Purple
Yellow
It's gold you son of a bitch
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Do you support Centricide?
Yes
No
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How long has it been since you last shifted your political views in a major way? (1 = <6mo, 5 = >5yr)
<6 months
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2
3
4
5
>5 years
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Yes
No
Maybe
Here's the thing, you said "beans" ....
Wonderful, groovy, and moist beans.
Everyday I wake up, grab a can of delicious beans, bake them, fry them, or eat them raw.
My basement is full of beans, the walls, the floors, everything is made of beans.
My family sends me letters full of beans in an attempt to communicate with me.
I eat the beans they send me and burn the letter.
One day the police show up to my doorstep with an eviction notice, two officers total.
I hit the first one with a can of beans, knocking him unconscious.
The can splits open on impact and beans disorient the other officer.
I jump on the other officer and begin pouring beans in his face, mouth and nose, drowning him in my glorious maple beans.
I drag the other officer inside and put him in my bathtub of beans, beginning the conversion process.
As soon as his skin turns to a dark maple brown, I put him on a bed and strap him to it.
I inject bean IVs into his arms and feet, filling his blood with the wonderful slime of bushes baked.
He awakens and screams “THE BEANS HAVE BLESSED ME” and dies with a smile, beans oozing out of his eyes and ears.
My work is complete, another has been converted.
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