Before we ask you about your translation skills, here’s some tips about how to translate Chinese to English well.

1. Don’t use metaphors, similes or “figures of speech” if you don’t need to.  
2. Never use a long word if you can use a short one instead.
3. If it’s possible to cut a word out of your sentence, and the sentence is still understandable, then cut it out.
4. It’s always better to use the active tense rather than the passive tense.
5. It’s best to stay away from scientific or jargon words.
6. If you need to break one of these rules to make it a good translation, then break one of the rules!

Remember, it’s not necessary to do a literal translation of the below Chinese passage, and paraphrasing is welcome!

This passage has been translated directly from Traditional Chinese to English. It's a little bit dull to read. How would you re-write the below English sentence to make it more interesting for the reader?

記者幾次目睹他們之間發生的摩擦，互相指責對方撞到自己，還要找員警理論。法輪功學員邱女士、吳女士說：「同心會就是共產黨派了搞破壞的。」雖然自稱「調查過」，卻也拿不出什麼證據，但她們認定：「同心會每年去大陸開會，都會拿共產黨的錢。」

A journalist with The Reporter has witnessed their friction more than once. They often accuse members of the opposing party of bumping into one of their own members, and threaten that they will find a police officer to judge the situation. Members of the Falun Gong, Ms. Qiu and Ms. Wu claim that “the Chinese Patriot Alliance Association was sent by the Chinese Communist Party to sabotage our work.” Although they claim to have done their research, they cannot present any evidence to support their belief that “the Chinese Patriot Alliance Association goes to mainland China to attend meetings every year, and they always accept money from the Chinese Communist Party.”