So you hate theater too?
I'm glad we're on the same page. 

My name is Joey Disorbo, sophomore feb. Over the summer I wrote a 3-act play entitled ROSPO that I am putting on in the Zoo this spring. 

Normally, I would attempt this kind of thing all on my own, but it has only recently occurred to me that, given I am only one person, simultaneously playing nine acting roles and six technical roles may be logistically troublesome.
This is where you come in. There are many things that I cannot do, things that you can do. And you do those things well—or so I'm told.
But even if you don't, the bottom line is that we're doing this for fun. 
And if you are interested in fun, please do continue on.

Let's do a brief Q&A.

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