So. You've stumbled upon this forsaken Google Form. The range from which you may know me may be from real life, discord, here on MAL, or elsewhere. But say you wish to take the chance of a lifetime and potentially apply to be the one, the only, girlfriend of bigdud24, then you've inadvertently come to the right place.

This application will remain open indefinitely, or until I have entered into a happy relationship. Any gender may apply, but results of the application may (and will) differ. May the odds be ever in your favor.