the BOOK ORACLE
A personalized rare book selector from the Monkey's Paw, Toronto.

THE ORACLE REVEALS THE OLD & UNUSUAL BOOK YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED.

To consult the Oracle (free of charge):

   • Respond to the questions below.

   • The Oracle will email its pronouncement: a book recommended for you alone.

   • The Oracle's judgement is final.
 
   • You may purchase the book if you wish — no obligation. (But is it wise to disregard the utterances of an Oracle?)

Note: Payment by credit card (via phone) or e-transfer only. Pickup from the Monkey's Paw, 1067 Bloor West. Apologies to our out-of-town customers -- no mail-order option at this time.

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The Oracle will read you like a book. Consider its questions carefully.
One consultation per customer, please.
What do you expect to find in the woods? *
What does this room lack? *
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In the “Secret Santa” gift exchange at your office, you draw the name of your least favourite co-worker. As a gift, you select: *
What do you expect to find at the beach? *
“May I have this dance?” *
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The jailer allows you to keep only one book in your cell. You choose: *
How many individuals in this picture? *
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In your mom’s basement you discover a rusty time machine. It’s in rough shape — the electron injection manifold has come loose from its mount, and might be leaking. You: *
What do you expect to find in a secondhand bookshop? *
You are walking alone on a narrow trail through a dark forest. Night is falling; through the dense branches on either side you hear the grunts and screeches of unidentifiable creatures. You try to hurry, but the mud and dead leaves are slippery underfoot. Coming around a bend, you suddenly emerge into a clearing. In the middle of the clearing stands a decrepit stone cottage. Clumps of moss grow on its roof. Under its eaves, bundles of grayish herbs are tied with string and hung to dry. The air is still. A plume of smoke rises from the cottage’s stone chimney. You knock on the rustic wooden door and an old woman answers. In the dying light you can make out the faded kerchief on her head, the mole on her cheek, the long white hairs on her chin. She holds a corn broom in one hand. She beckons you inside. The one-room cottage smells of damp earth. There is only one table, with one roughly made wooden chair. Using wordless gestures, the old woman directs you to sit, and inquires whether you are hungry. You nod. She reaches into the pocket of her apron and lifts out two brown eggs. You order your eggs: *
What do you expect to find in a city? *
What is a reasonable price for a scarce old book, selected especially for you by a professional antiquarian? *
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