Don't Cry Paula, the Fan Club

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This survey was designed by Jason Harrington (Mad Trucker) and Chris Hairston (Fancy Animal), as a means of creating a mailing list. This is for one purpose only, to share the new songs of Chris and Jason in one place. We want a thoughtful presentation where our most thoughtful freinds can stream and look at everything for free (including video discussions of each new release). We will be providing new graphic designs you can order for every release and artist title. Those people who provide their physical address will also get goodies (not advertisements) by snail mail. Through this survey, you will clarify which parts of this you want to participate in right from the start (as well as clarifying if you hate Ed Sheeran or not). No changes will happen with this fan club without sending out a new survey. This is our new music release platform and our gift to our fans. Thank you, sincerely! - DCP MGMT

Email *

Which email have you given us?

My work email.

An email I use when I might get junk mail.

An email I check at least weekly, since you said we won't get junk mail.

An email somewhere between the last two examples.

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If you are interested in receiving physical content by snail mail, please list your physical mailing address.

How do you feel about CDs?

I do not want any more CDs. They make bad drink coasters.

If the CD is free, I want one.

If a CD costs money, I still want to know it exists.

I'm buying all the CDs like it's '91.

Other:

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If you don't want to give your physical address or you don't like CDs, then skip to the next question. Otherwise please choose one of these options:

Don't send me any old Trucker CDs, but if you have other stuff then I want it.

I would like one personal copy of any content that is free, please.

Send me extra copies of everything so I can tape them to street signs!

I'm already irritated about doing this survey.

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How do you feel about music on a USB drive?

That's cool, I can play it in my ride, I think.

That's cool, I like to have music files I can use offline.

No, I'm not into that.

I want anything that is free.

Other:

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How often would you be comfortable receiving emails, if we manage to keep them entertaining?

Daily (Even though nobody wants to send them that often)

Weekly (As long as they don't suck)

Monthly (As long as the content is not annoying)

Less than monthly

Only when there is new content (that doesn't suck)

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If we started a regular video discussion podcast (which we are), hosted by ill_chemist, but featuring Fancy Animal, and Mad Trucker, discussing various elements of lyrics (mainly) and beat making (secondly), as well as topics such as comic books, novels, and filmmaking, how often would you potentially tune in?

Never, I don't do podcasts bro.

I love podcasts so I would listen daily.

Podcasts are pretty cool, I would tune in if it was convenient.

Podcasts are just OK to me. But I might catch an episode to see what it's like.

Other:

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If you don't listen to podcasts or online discussions at all, skip this question. Otherwise, what podcasts or what kinds of discussions are you streaming most often?

How and how often do use YouTube?

I am constantly on YouTube watching all kinds of stuff.

I get on YouTube, but not for music-related content.

I get on YouTube to check out music videos, concerts, or interviews, occasionally.

I rarely use YouTube.

I get on YouTube, but I don't enjoy it.

I insist upon using another platform for watching random videos.

Other:

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Which of these things suck particularly bad?

Ed Sheeran

rap metal

Nu country

Glam metal

Pop Trap

ICP

Accordion music

Banjo music

People who do covers of rap songs on acoustic instruments then pop up in Game of Thrones for no reason.

Beardyman

Chris Gaines

Donald Trump

Jar Jar Binks

Human Centipede

Other:

Mark any of the things on this list that you are into (assuming the content is worthy).

Going to art galleries

Going to concerts

Streaming music

Reading novels

Watching TV at various times daily

I mostly just stay online

Finding recipes

Gardening

Reading comics

I like super heroes but don't read comics

Street art

Film making techniques

Custom car culture

Bass music

Electronic music

Rap music

Alternative rock music

Learning about music gear

Listening to interviews about the creative process

Music that I would call "hardcore"

Short fiction

Other:

What kind of stuff offends you?

Demonic stuff

Political propoganda

Religious propoganda

A lot of cursing

People who do gross stuff

I am not easily offended at all

Animal cruelty scenes in films

Rape scenes in films

Hardly anything offends me, even real life terrible stuff.

Hardly any lyrics or movies offend me.

Gore and graphic violence in music, movies, or art.

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Other:

(Optional) Add any additional thoughts on any of these (or other) topics below. Thank you very much for your time and welcome to the club!

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