It’s time for some new sticker slogans!
This is kind of a long intro... if you just want to submit your entry, scroll down.

You could win one of THREE FABULOUS PRIZES*:
GRAND PRIZE: $100 in LiveOutlaw.com store credit, plus a pack of "Wake Up, Kick Ass, Repeat" goodies
2nd Prize: $50 in LiveOutlaw.com store credit, plus a pack of assorted Outlaw goodies
3rd Prize: The pack of assorted Outlaw goodies that you can proudly show off to your friends

The TLDR Lowdown:
1. In this form (and nowhere else), submit your idea for a bumper sticker slogan before April 30. Keep it short ’n’ sweet ’n’ to the point.
2. Follow us on one of our social media platforms (you tell us which in the entry).
3. Tag a friend on the linked post (which is linked from the submission confirmation page, so don't sweat that yet).
4. We decide on our favorites (around the 2nd or 3rd week of May) and verify that you've followed us and tagged a friend.
5. A lot of people vote on the finalists (shortly after that, for a couple weeks).
6. If enough people vote for yours, you WIN THE GRAND PRIZE and we win a fancy new bumper sticker!

YOU MUST COMPLETE ALL THE STEPS TO BE ELIGIBLE TO BE A FINALIST.

Contrary to the rumors running ‘round town, we did NOT come up with all our bumper stickers ourselves. Many of them came from the winners of our every-so-often Bumper Sticker Challenge. And now that winner could be your fine self!
 
FAQ: (AT LEAST, THEORETICALLY ASKED FREQUENTLY)

Q: How brief is brief?

A: A few words... ideally no more than 6. People will be reading this while traveling at highway speeds, and we don't want them to have to get too close to your bumper.

Q: How do you determine what your "favorite" bumper sticker is? I thought mine was pretty great, but you didn't pick it.

A: Lots of factors go into what makes something right for a bumper sticker, and even more factors go into what makes something right for an Outlaw bumper sticker. We have to weigh a lot of these factors against each other, including random stuff like copyrights and this new concept we're working on called "appropriateness" (the jury's still out on that one...).

But the judges' decisions are final, so I don't want to hear any sour grapes.

Q: How do you use these bumper stickers?

A: We ship these bumper stickers with every order and to our wholesale accounts. They're a big part of our business and we love 'em very much.

Q: What happens if there's a tie?

A: We've had a tie before, and it's a lucky day when two bumper stickers are so brilliant that they tie for votes. In the event of a tie, the bounty will be split evenly among the winners.

RULES

Look, compadre... we're not a big fancy company with huge ol' lawyers. We're just a handful of greenhorns punchin' soaps for a little scratch now and again.

You do not have to purchase anything to win. This competition is not random, but judged by the entire company of Outlaws. The decision of the judges is final and yeah, we mean it. Deadlines, along with everything else about this little enterprise, are fluid and open to accidental oversight, cornfusion, and general unkemptness. The website, submission methods, voting methods, etc are not real materials and are therefore subject to failure. In the event that some technical failure results in something getting messed up, we're all just gonna throw our hands up in the air and sigh about those darn internets. And then we'll try to fix the problem, but no-one's gonna get any britches in a bunch, including you. The prize for winning the competition is a $100 credit to LiveOutlaw.com, plus some loot. The second place prize is $50 in store credit, plus loot. The third prize is just the loot. There are no other prizes. If we like one of the not-winners enough to use it, we may or may not compensate you for your submission. We'll make our best attempt to contact you if/when you win, but if you don't reply, we can't give you your bounty. However, we'll hold on to your bounty until you do contact us, or until December 31, 2022, whichever comes sooner. If you don't contact us by December 31, 2022, we're going to assume you're making a generous donation to the Outlaw Soaps Home for Disadvantaged Entrepreneurs (i.e. us).

You can use your $100 credit for anything except subscription boxes or subscription soaps. Sorry, that's just how the subscriptions work. This competition is open to anyone around the world as long as the competition is legal in your area, but we're not responsible for shipping you your product if you win and we don't ship to your country. Yes, we can transfer it to someone else in the US who can send it to you, we just can't be in charge of that. The value of the prize is $0 (on account of Danielle buying it for you). We own all submissions to the contest and may use them however we see fit, for as long as we want to. These rules are legal and binding, unless a lawyer tells us they aren't, in which case we were just putting words on a website for fun. Isn't this fun? I've had a swell time.

* If you win the competition.