Beam Me Up, Herman

“We gotta cut our costs,” the porn producer told Herman, a socially-awkward engineer. “We had to hire five fluffers for one orgy scene.”

“Right.” Herman nodded, completely clueless. 

Once the producer graphically explained exactly what a fluffier does, Herman recovered and did some quick calculations on his phone. 

“I’m sure I can help. I’ll find a way to employ force multiplication facets reminiscent of NCC-1701 technology.”

Weeks later, Herman returned with an AI-powered dragon that could “prepare” eight male actors simultaneously.

“Amazing,” the producer smiled. “Didja give it a nerdy sci-fi name?”

“Nah. We call her Fluff. Fluff the Magic Dragon."

Prompt: Professional, erectile engineer