If you swear to join the muffins, say this in the Forum: I, (your username) swear to the Mighty Kingdom of Muffins (or cookies) that I will do all of my ability to protect the alliance of Cookauffindom (Cookies, muffins, and potatoes) and fight to the last against the Chips and Hanburgers until they get on their knees to pledge surrender!
Example: I, TheLegitInsanePotterhead, swear to the Mighty Kingdom of Muffins that I will do all of my ability to protect the alliance of Cookmuffindom and fight to the last against the Chips and Hanburgers until they get on their knees to pledge surrender!