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Smartest People Strategy Questionnaire
Please fill this quick survey and let us know your thoughts, I am writing about the guidance smart people can provide to, um, other smart people. So let 'er rip!!
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Are you going outside your home for anything beyond necessities?
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Yes
No
Shut up
Only to stare at the moon or the sun or the helicopters
What's an example of a necessity that has driven you outdoors?
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Work
Giving birth
Art supplies, etc.
Dialysis
Other:
Do you wear a mask outside? (outdoors)
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Yes
No
Sometimes
If a lace bandanna counts, sure
Do you wear a mask when compelled by rules or young customer service persons?
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Yes
No
America!
Only if they are polite
Do you wear gloves at all?
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Yes
No
One glove sometimes
How many times per day do you wash or sanitize your hands?
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Ten or more
Nine or fewer
I can't count
I won't count
Do you maintain a six foot distance from everyone?
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Yes
No
Two metres, peasant
Do you touch your face?
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Yes, as usual
I forget all the time and touch my eyeballs, etc.
I usually remember not to grab my teeth, etc.
How often do you sanitize objects at home?
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Daily or more
When I think of it
Before Dancing with the Stars
I am out of disinfectant
How many risk factors do you have? (health conditions, age, large group living arrangement)
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At least one risky trait
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5
Beyond flirting with disaster
How near is the nearest viral outbreak that you are aware of? ("Outbreak" as in there is at least one positive case of viral infection)
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In my house
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At least ten KM or six miles away
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