13 years ago, my nine-year-old self sat at the computer in my dad's office and created an advice column on the internet. Did I write myself questions in order to populate my page? Of course. Will I do that now? Hopefully not.

Welcome to ๐€๐’๐Š ๐€๐ ๐€$$๐‡๐Ž๐‹๐„: a true, no bullshit, advice column.

๐Œ๐ฒ ๐‚๐ซ๐ž๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ
I was just two courses shy of graduating from Stanford University with a Psychology Minor. Thatโ€™s legit enough, right? I may not have liked school enough to finish those last two courses, but what I do like is talking to people, helping them through shit, and giving advice.

๐–๐ก๐ฒ ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐’๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐€๐ฌ๐ค ๐Œ๐ž
1) It is free!
2) It is anonymous - if you would like it to be!
3) Because I am an A$$Hole and NOT your therapist, I am going to give it to you straight. No sugar coating. No fluff. Just FACTS (aka my opinion).

๐ˆ'๐ฆ ๐ ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐›๐ž ๐ฌ๐ก๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐š๐๐ฏ๐ข๐œ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐“๐ฎ๐›๐ž, ๐›๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ข๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐„๐•๐„๐‘ ๐›๐ž ๐ซ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ž๐. Even if you decide to give your/other names when requesting advice, ๐ˆ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฎ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐š๐๐ฏ๐ข๐œ๐ž ๐ฏ๐ข๐๐ž๐จ๐ฌ. Privacy is essential and I promise to respect everyoneโ€™s.

๐ƒ๐ˆ๐’๐‚๐‹๐€๐ˆ๐Œ๐„๐‘
I am not a license psychologist, counselor, or social worker. I am just a millennial (did anyone else know millennial has two Ns?) girl trying to make the world a better place the only way I know how right now.

The advice offered is intended for informational purposes only. This advice is not intended to replace or substitute for any professional, financial, medical, legal, or other professional advice. If you have specific concerns or a situation in which you require professional, psychological or medical help, you should consult with an appropriately trained and qualified specialist. I am not responsible for the outcome or results of following this advice in any given situation. You are completely responsible for your actions and I do not accept any liability for any situation in your life past, present or future.
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