A Scout went around his neighborhood looking for a job.
“I’ll pay you $20 to paint my porch,” said one neighbor.
The Scout agreed and went to work.
A few hours later, the Scout knocked on the neighbor’s door and said, “I’m all finished, but your car is a Mercedes, not a Porsche.”

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

To light a campfire successfully you need to start with lighting the tinder, then add the kindling and finally the fuel.  For this, knowing the difference between tinder, kindling and fuel is a big help.