How to Win a Million Dollars is a hilariously heartfelt coming-of-age story about life’s misadventures, family chaos, and heists so ridiculous they make pyramid schemes look practical. From small-town shenanigans to big-city hustle, this story captures the essence of growing up in the ’80s and ’90s—surviving Catholic guilt and clinging to the unshakable hope that life has more to offer than a bowl of soggy crunch berries.
Through failed Monopoly heists and an endless search for Cap’n Crunch—gobbling up crunch berries along the way—Luke and his little sister learned to dream big, even when the odds were stacked against them. With the wit of David Sedaris, the nostalgia of Ready Player One, and the charm of Heartstopper, this candid tale explores what it means to chase the American Dream—one scam, hustle, or glitter-filled plan at a time.
Whether you’ve schemed to win big or simply searched for your own golden ticket, How to Win a Million Dollars is a sparkling, deeply personal reminder that the journey is often the biggest prize of all.
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