Fishing for a new assistant for Paul

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Saving the world is 1% hearts, flowers and rainbows ... and 30% scrubbing toilets. 50% trying to have a rational conversation with a hostile, crazy person, 60% mind numbingly dull tasks, and 2% trying to get these numbers to add up to 100.

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what would be great hourly pay? *

What would be great hourly pay for the first six months while you are ramping up? *

How many hours per week will you be working for me? *

Liv says "make sure to ask them if they are flexible." I say "what does that mean?" and apparently she doesn't know. She says something about stuff being black one day and gray the next day. I think she is trying to find a polite way to say that I'm crazy and can you cope with me being crazy. Maybe a better question is something about have you listened to any of my podcasts or watched my videos/movies and stuff like that so you have a pretty good idea what I am like? So, how well do you know me? And the flexy thing too. *

If you're coming to my house for dinner and you are tasked with bringing desert, what are you bringing? *

Are you a writer? Maybe write new threads? Maybe write a new thread that sells a new product? Maybe write an article for a magazine that says "I love this thing!" - ? Any links to some good stuff? *

Can you do simple graphics fiddling? Links to anything cool? *

You will be learning hundreds of little tasks. This is gonna take about six months to ramp up. Can you commit to at least six months? *

Can you spell HTML? Have ever thrown rocks at WordPress? On a scale of 0000 to 0110 how web savvy are you? *

Part of your job would be to pretend that people are not crazy, hostile, and stupid. Can you cope? *

Your new overlord, Paul, appreciates the full beauty of the english language - can you cope? *

Whereabouts in the world are you? *

Do you have a good enough internet connection to do zoom stuff? What if you have to move a file that is 8 gigs? *

You put in a long, hard, grueling day of creating a magnificent document. The next day something happens and that document will no longer be needed. Do you: *

stab random people until things are better

stab the person that wasted your time

stab all the people involved that wasted your time

stab all the people involved, plus a few more, just to make things right

talk to your therapist about your stabby thoughts

sharpen your favorite stabbing knife a lot, but don't actually stab anybody

cry for two days and eat a case of chocolate

cry for half an hour and be grumpy the rest of the week

comment at least 12 times today "are you sure? Because I don't want to work on this if we're just going to throw it out tomorrow."

move on to the next task because, you DID get paid for all that time, so it wasn't a waste at all. Besides, parts of that document might get used for something in the future.

You wake up one morning to find that while you were sleeping, Paul sent you 12 things to do. Do you: *

delete them, because 12 is too many

find your stabbing knife and ask google for directions to paul's house

tell paul that 12 is too many

tell paul that you will do only the third one and he can the rest himself

add all twelve to your todo list, three at the top, and the rest are near the top. You'll get to them when you can. Plus this stuff inspired two new ideas - now sent to paul.

end an email to paul explaining why all 12 things are stupid and, therefore, will not be done.

set fire to your home to get out of doing the 12 things.

what is your favorite email address? (For you to receive email) *

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