Dick and Jane Grow up (sort of)

Look at Phillip. He is unhappy because Bella is cheating on him. Bad, Bella, bad!

Phillip wants to catch Bella. He buys spy cameras and hides them. “I caught you,” he says. “You are very bad, Bella.”

Bella shows Phillip her iPhone. “Look, Phillip. Look at the tracker I watched you with. You are bad too. You cheat MORE than me! Very bad!”

Phillip smiles. “You bought stuff to catch me and I bought stuff to to catch you.”

Philip and Bella rip each other’s clothes off, do the Horizontal Mambo and say, “You’re bad,” “No, you’re bad.”

Grownups are confusing.


Prompt: Spyware