Having trouble setting boundaries with pals? Don’t know how to tell your roommate to stop unraveling your yarn ball? Let me take a stab at it! Hi there! I’m Annie! I’m here to answer all your questions and share my wisdom with the world. I may be a feline, but I have multiple degrees in Person Studies and am very qualified to speak on most humanly issues. Write to me with your questions and you may see my response in the next edition of the Cooper Point Journal.
I will ask for no identifying information! Please create a pseudonym to sign your letter with (think Sleepless in Seattle, Ornery in Olympia, etc.). Any names in your question should be redacted or replaced with pseudonyms.