What do I do when my fuck buddy has trouble getting it up? How do I tell my roommate to stop yelling while she does it with her latest flame from the C2 soccer team? Sex playlist or nah? (Usually yah, as long as you don't include the entire Weeknd discography.) Am I the only one not having sex here?

Obsessing over sex is a Yale tradition as old as the Oldest College Daily itself. Whether you're reminiscing about your last Woads DFMO or scheming a Zoom seminar crush, Sex on the WKND is here for you. Drop your questions about sex, love, and relationships below, and I'll answer the spiciest ones. (Or the ones that make me go “aw” and remember I’m too old for FroCo-group-cest.). Nothing is too personal or silly.

And who am I? I'm a washed up senior who's walk-of-shamed past her dean too many times to count, swiped on every Yalie in a 2 mile radius on Tinder, and accumulated enough embarrassing stories along the way to fill a YDN column. I'm sex-starved like the rest of you, so give me some juicy questions. DMs open ;)