ask a hot mess: spill your tea
ยกay, mi gente! welcome to "ask a hot mess" - the place where your deepest, darkest, queerest questions come to party! ๐ŸŽ‰listen up, because this is how we're gonna turn your chaos into... well, slightly more organized chaos:
  1. pick an alias that would make lil nas x proud. (bonus points if it makes me snort-laugh)
  2. spill. that. tea. โ˜•๏ธ relationship drama? work woes? existential dread at 3am? bring it all, baby.
  3. did i say something that made you go "hmm" or "wtf"? here's your chance to challenge me. i'm ready for the heat. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  4. categorize your mess. it's like sorting laundry, but for your life problems.
  5. rate your urgency. are we talking "mildly curious" or "OMG I'M DYING HERE"? (spoiler: we're all dying, but let's pretend some problems are more pressing)
remember, this is anonymous. so you can be as messy as that time i tried to cut my own hair during quarantine. (pro tip: don't)

by hitting that submit button, you're saying "yes, please share my beautiful disaster with the world." (anonymously, of course. i'm messy, not cruel)

ready? set? SPILL! ๐Ÿ’–โœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŒˆ

p.s. if you're wondering if you're "queer enough" to ask for advice - honey, if you're asking that question, you're family. welcome home.

your fabulous alias *
what's your alias for this submission? (get creative, mi amor! do not use your real name.)
spill the tea - sound off here! *
what's on your mind? (relationship drama, existential crisis, fashion emergency, or was it something i said?... i'm here for it all!)
how would you categorize your question? pick at least one. *
do not pick more than three, help me narrow your category down!
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on a scale of "mildly curious" to "omg i'm dying", how urgently do you need this advice? *
linear scale, from 1 to 5. 1 = mildly curious; 5 = omg i'm dying.
mildly curious
omg i'm dying
the fine print *
by submitting this form, you agree that your question may be published (anonymously) in the "ask a hot mess" column. do you agree?  
anything else you'd like to add? (optional)
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