The Lonely Mortician pre-order form

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You are the best! Thank you for supporting me in my crazy adventure, and I hope you love the book. And if not, I hope you like it. And if not...hopefully you won't want to stab your eyes out. xo, D.M. Tregaskis

Which format would you like?

Paperback ($13.99 -- See how many references to 13 you find in the book).

Hardback ($21.99 -- Sorry, this is just a boring number to cover costs). *Update: the hardcovers are delayed. They will hopefully arrive by December 8th)

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How many copies would you like? *

How will you be paying? (Payment upfront is not necessary, unless you want it shipped)

Venmo (preferred)

Paypal

Cash

Check (ugh. I will still love you if you choose this option, but maybe a little less)

Credit Card (I can run this in person, but it charges me a fee so...maybe leave me an amazing review in exchange?

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Would you like the book(s) signed? If so, please list who to make it out to.

If I'm signing the book(s), would you like me to include a personal message? If so, please indicate if you'd like it to be grateful, funny, inspirational, or weird. I can definitely do weird.

What is your name? *

If you want your book(s) shipped, what is your address? (And I will find out how much shipping is soon and will let you know--so don't pay yet.)

What is your phone number? *

What is your email? *

Do you want your book to smell like cinnamon? Yes, I really just asked that and yes, I can make that happen (thanks MojiLife!). If you don't understand why cinnamon is so important to the book, you'll just have to buy a copy and read it to find out.

Heck yes.

No, that's way too weird.

Other:

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Anything else you want me to know?

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