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Scary Nonprofit Quotes of 2022 Vote-o-rama
Cast your vote by October 31st for the spookiest scary quote of 2022.
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“The Executive Director doesn’t need a raise because his wife is a doctor.”
“We're going to hire a person to rhe organization even though they quit on you despite you telling us not to hire them.”
"I don't want to ask X person for money because I think it would be impolite"
“Don’t worry about entry level staff pay, benefits, and opportunities for advancement. If people leave, no problem. Everyone wants to work here.”
"It doesn’t matter. We’ll never get audited.”
“Raising funds for our issue is much harder than raising money for other issues.”
“Our nonprofit should expand. You’re either expanding or dying.”
“We’re a 501c3 so we can’t lobby”
“Rather than pay a salary, let’s pay the development [fundraising] staff 100% on commission on the funds they raise.”
"We don’t need an Executive Director, a monkey could do that job!”
“I figure nobody could tell me what to do.”
“They can never fire me. I am indispensable.”
“I don’t do fundraising.”
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