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             Live and Let Diet

If you think all professional assassins are cool, I get it. Movies make us look that way, but whenever some of us get together, I assure you, there isn’t a Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth among us.

At 5’ 6” and 295 pounds (when I’m fasting), one advantage I have is that I can saunter away after a hit and nobody gives me a second look.

Sure, if given the choice, I’d love to be James Bond instead of James Bon-Bon.

Come to think of it, now that body-shaming’s uncool — maybe Hollywood is ready for a character like me.



Prompt: Self-deprecating assassin