Let He Who is Without Gin…

Dan entered the corner tavern as the convention next door ended and several ministers stepped inside for soft drinks.

He got the bartender’s attention and said, “WWJD.”

When Dan saw the visitor’s convention badges, he winked at the group. “As you guys know,  He did turn water into wine, right?”

“Well,” one said. “Possibly.”

“And I’m not religious but didn’t he say, ‘Whoever believes in me shall never thirst,’” Dan asked.

“If you’re not religious, why, for heaven’s sake, would you say ‘WWJD’? Spiritually, you’re clearly lacking.”

Dan hoisted his cocktail. “WWJD—Water with Jack Daniels. What’d ya think I meant?”




Prompt: WWJD