Romantic Partner Test
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I will not disclose any results or information identifying any test taker(s) to anyone. I do not and will not judge you, in general, though particularly in relation to your survey response(s) (as I will be assessing your response(s)). Any conversation concerning a person's test answers will only be between the test taker and me. There is a different test for anyone seeking to be my romantic-life partner. All aspects of the test are subject to change (with full notice). Retaking a test is possible for a test that undergoes a change though I only consider the first test of each version a person takes as that person's first and final testing (of a particular version). With any update(s), one only needs to answer any new question(s), in addition, a person need not retake a version of a test (or worry of a score change) due to an omission of a portion.
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First Name
Last Name
Age *
Do you drink alcohol? Why or why not? *
Do you smoke and/or inhale intoxicants? Why or why not? *
Do you do drugs? Why or why not? *
Do you have a life goal or life goals? If so, list six, three (personal) serious goals, and three not so serious (but on your list because you're seriously trying to complete them). *
Do you have a life purpose or life purposes? If so, write it/one. *
If we date—on your own, and/or with me, will you be able to communicate with another/other adult/individual/adults/individuals maturely reasonably without pretense as a human being/human beings without assuming anything? *
What is your response to the following statement?

I am looking to be your romantic partner (at the most, romantic-life partner). I’m not looking to be your crutch (which is different than partners supporting each other).

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What is your response to the following statement?

I’m not going to live with and/or be responsible for an adult baby expecting catering to every whim, tantrum, tear, etc. 

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What is your response to the following statement?

To a wealthy individual and/or individual with access to great wealth: I don’t want your money. I actually want a prenuptial agreement. Add me to a will, if you want. I won’t mind if you pay for anything for me. It’s your money. Yet, if you give me large amounts of money. I’m likely to opt for a business/investing route. 

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Are you comfortable with constantly developing your body, mind, and soul? Why or why not? *
Do you appreciate aspects of sex? Which? Why or why not? *
Do you have STD test results from after your most recent bodily fluid exchanging activity with an individual? Why or why not? We will not be engaging in any activity involving exchanging our bodily fluids with each other unless you do. *
How do you feel about contraceptives? *
Do you monitor your menstrual cycle (i.e. understanding what affects your period, how anything affecting your period might affect you, knowing when your period range tends to be, etc.) *
Do you try to maintain optimal fitness? Why or why not?
What kind of workouts do you like to do (name/describe at least two)?
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What is your response to the following statement?

The way you take care of yourself toward the long term is important to me. Personally, as romantic-physical partners, your beliefs, to a degree, don't need to be important though if seeking to be substantive romantic life partners, your beliefs become relevant in regard to creating—raising—a family—coexisting, in a thriving manner more so than a striving manner.
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Do you have a sense of humour? Why or why not? *
Can you dance? Do you like to dance? Why or why not? *
What is your response to the following statement?

If adult baby behaviors (along the lines of a tantrum or the like) start showing after we grow physically intimate, the first time, I may have a few bottles of Pedialyte in a room, available to only us, and Japanese Ropes for between three to five hours (at a minimum) of deep throat gagging and back shots—doggystyle—inclusive of breast play. Afterward, I'll make you a Vegan protein shake to drink before you leave with a bottle of water, no kiss goodbye, then I will fall asleep to "Luminous" by Ludovico Einaudi. The second time you throw a tantrum, or the like, I will not be so lenient: a conversation will be necessary and will determine realities—proceedings—concerning our relationship from thence.
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What is your response to the following statement?

If you're a woman that cannot embrace a choice, calm, enjoyable, exciting, happy, constantly improving life (inclusive of good work), I may not be the one for you to seek as a romantic life partner (unless you are exceptionally wonderful at raising a family, which, of all families I've come across, is a rare phenomenon which tends to be a result of a lot of necessary maturity which eventually becomes choice maturity) though we may better suit each other as amazing romantic partners.
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What do you think is/are a difference/differences/a similarity/similarities between fear, survival, and love? *
Do you know the size of your vagina? Do you know how to do Kegels? If no, are you willing to measure your vagina and learn how to do Kegels? Why or why not?  *
What is your response to the following statement?

If you cannot be autonomous;
If you cannot make a/ reasonable-sound decision(s) by yourself;
If you need a/ friend(s) to make decisions about your romantic life for you,
If you cannot make decisions about your romantic life without intoxicating yourself,
If you need your mother or father (or the like, like a guardian) to make decisions about your romantic life for you,
If you are unable to be happy for another person,
If you have bad memory and do not live a lifestyle that is beneficial for your brain,
If you're a woman that likes a man to have hair in his genital area (a recent personal finding, to maintain optimal—prime—health in the area, I have to shave my genital hairs—even so, I'm generally-naturally not a hairy person),
If you're a woman that somehow can only like men taller than 5'10" romantically,
If you're a woman that does not like to have a/ good orgasm(s),
If you're a woman that does not like pleasurable (especially sexual) experiences,
If you do not like to be sexual,
If you're not willing to express/release yourself, in general—reasonably, and particularly sexually, with me (like cooing like a Mourning Dove because that's what you feel you need/want to do while experiencing cunnilingus, making whatever sound you think an Aardvark makes when it's dreaming because that's what you feel you need/want to do while receiving kisses about your forehead, etc.),
If you’re a woman that thinks all men are the same,
If you're a woman that doesn't think any man is capable of any good,
If you're not into intelligence, living a healthy lifestyle, sexual-freaky communication, and/or muscles,
If you consistently only brush your teeth not including other parts of your mouth like your tongue (more often than not),
If you have an addiction and/or unhealthy relationship with anything that is bad for you short- and/or long-term,
If you're a woman that only believes in "happy wife, happy life," "the woman's always right in a relationship," and/or anything along those lines
a romantic relationship is likely not going to work out, particularly between us, because of your sense(s) of dependence and mentality, at the least.

I’m respecting my life and time. I know what I want of and for my life. I want, borderline need, a playmate to grow with me, in choice hyperbolic time chambers of life. I’m only moving toward accomplishing my goals, accomplishing my goals, constantly improving myself, and—living a choice wonderful life.
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