The Forth Academy Exam
All about the forth unit of Beatles' School
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After a long day doing buissness work, James slinks into a bar. There he spies a young girl and moseys on over to her and says, "Knock Knock" what kinda joke is he most likely telling?
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The girl smiles coyly at James. What would be her best response to James's joke starter?
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James takes her hand and they both stand up and he whispers, "me". True or false, is this where a classic Knock Knock joke would end?
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The girl laughs and says, "Me ____" Finish her statement.
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James thusly responds, "James McCartney, the Buissness company executive!" What is the proper response to a funny joke?
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The girl's eyes light up upon hearing James's name and says "guess who I am" Would this be considered the start of a Knock Knock joke?
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James leaned in closer, "who could you be" he winked at her and gestured her out of the bar. Which of the lessons in charm does this action most closely relate to?
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The two are walking by a street performer when she says, "Your number one fan!" and suddenly James finds  himself with a cloth over his face. As he falls under, he sees a thin man playing a sohaegeum with his toes. Which of the lessons in charm does this action most closely relate to?
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When James wakes up, he discovered he is tied to a chair! The fan girl goes up to him and says "So James, tell me, how are you doing today?" Write a humorous response to this question.
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The girl laughs sarcastically, "Very funny, I kidnapped you so you would preform your famous poetry for me. You never did say how you got into poetry." She moves closer, "Now that I have you, tell me how you started writing poetry!" Write a humorous response to this question.
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The girl unties James and puts Paul on a slam poetry stage near a closed window. "Don't even think about escape!" she says holding up a web shooter. What is a humors antic you could get up to on stage?
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While James is preforming, he sees his body guard Mal outside the window searching for him. What is a funny stage antic that can signal Mal without the girl noticing?
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Mal sees James and breaks in the window and tackles the girl. James walks up and says "_". What funny joke could he say to the girl.
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James and Mal leave the kidnap place and as they walk, Mal asks, "So for tomorrows meeting about changing the world, how would you like to change the world for the better?"
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