My Son...

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My Son...

Sons of Luminaire recruitment quiz. Honestly, as much of a joke some of these questions are, this will actually give you a pretty good idea as to whether you'll be a good fit or not.

Do you even solo, bro? *

2 points

I can't even do my shoelaces solo.

Does it count as solo if my alt is on grid in a Pilgrim?

A little, but I like other people, so fleets are always my preference.

I live to solo. I hate other people and plan school shootings in my spare time.

Do you even PVP, bro? *

2 points

PVP makes me want to cry.

I hate it, and prefer doing absolutely anything else.

Only if there's some 12 year old bloc FC screaming at me.

Just the thought of PVP gives me a steely erection that cannot be sated by traditional means.

... and how's your killboard looking? *

2 points

I have under 250 kills.

250+ kills. Getting there.

500+ kills. I'm ready.

1000+. I can't get the blood stains out.

How many skillo pointo? *

2 points

I can't even use civilian modules.

10 mil or more. Gimme a Caracal, baby.

30 mil or more. All the boys come to my yard.

50 mil or more. I've been playing EVE for way too long.

What timezone do you play in, primarily? *

2 points

Foreign

Gaijin

East Micronesian

European

What's your activity like? *

2 points

Pretty bad, honestly.

I'll log in once or twice a week, or maybe a bit more.

I'm on most nights. So yeah, I'm single.

I'm subhuman and haven't seen daylight since 1993.

What makes you a good corp member? *

2 points

World of Warcraft.

Хуй зна́ет?

I want to blow some shit up with likeminded people.

I'm social, I love PVP, and I'm only marginally annoying.

What, in your eyes, is most important? *

2 points

Finding new and exotic thrills on Pornhub.

Maximising ISK gained per hour, or some boring shit like that.

Catching the pod and scooping the corpse, no matter the cost.

Having fun and blowing shit up, even if I do die horribly in the end.

What would you do with a free 20 billion ISK? *

2 points

Buy yourself a dread alt or two so you can finally join Shadow Cartel.

Be generous, buy some good fleet comps, and get your pals involved.

Be responsible, and use it to fund your solo frigate addiction for the next 3 years.

Be reckless, buy an Officer fit Marauder, and immediately fly to Pandemic Horde staging.

Where are you on the EVE Iceberg? *

2 points

Norm - I like craft ale, football, and females don't shun me. I barely have any concept of combat outside of Level 1 missions.

Filthy Casual - I sometimes find myself pressing the directional scanner hotkey on my work computer.

That Weird Guy - I play enough EVE that I sometimes lie to my friends and coworkers about what I do on the weekend.

Jaded Outcast - I haven't had a shave for a couple of weeks. Actually, I've not been outdoors for a while, either. Why do neckbeards seem cool all of a sudden?

Degenerate - I keep the curtains closed and the door locked. My closest friend is a Tamagotchi.

Irredeemable - I am lost to humanity and almost certainly going to hell.

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